SCRAP METAL

Troops of sweaty Girl Scouts munching poisoned S'mores,
Precious little yuppie larva breathing fungus spores,
Mommy watching TV while Daddy drools and snores,
Paint a lovely picture of a family's open sores.

Chorus:
I'm a bad-ass from hell,
Never mind the smell,
Don't ask, I won't tell you lies.
When a bad-ass from hell
Comes ringing your doorbell,
Pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye.

Hordes of brainwashed buyers swarming trendy stores,
Lard-butts sipping diet drinks who eat enough for four.
Pompous preachers prattling, packs of tedious bores,
Scenes the vicious fool enjoys and the pious fool ignores.

Chorus

Corporation presidents cheating on golf scores,
Family value hypocrites poking holes in whores,
Presidents with vacant stares waging pointless wars,
Ignorance breeds the lies that the simple fool adores.